Victorian Valentine Greeting Card with Cupid and Woman Portrait

The proportions here are wildly off — a woman's entire head has been compressed into a heart shape with a cupid stationed absurdly high above, like he's supervising from a watchtower. She's trapped inside this red heart like a Victorian snow globe, gazing into the middle distance with the serene detachment of someone who has fully accepted her decorative fate. Perched above her, that chubby winged cherub hovers at the top looking faintly smug about the whole arrangement — as one does when one is nude, airborne, and in charge of human romance. Small heart shapes and delicate purple flowers frame the scene, because apparently the giant red heart wasn't romantic enough on its own. The script at the bottom reads 'I Greet thee Valentine,' which is the most formal possible way to tell someone you'd like to court them, and honestly, same energy as sending a LinkedIn request on February 14th.