Victorian Christmas Wishes Greeting Card with Santa & Children

Santa — framed in a glowing circular medallion like a Renaissance saint who took a hard left into surveillance capitalism — watches from above as a boy in a sailor suit presents what appears to be a stack of papers to a seated girl clutching a doll, presumably delivering the quarterly report on who's been naughty. The girl's expression radiates the specific dead-eyed vacancy of someone who already knows what's on that list and has fully dissociated. Meanwhile, Santa's arms are crossed and his gaze is locked onto the proceedings with the energy of a middle manager who doesn't trust his employees but also cannot be physically present, so he's installed himself in a decorative orb instead. 'Christmas Wishes' reads the caption, bravely.