Victorian Easter Greetings Card with Cherub & Harp

The chubby-cheeked cherub—perched atop a decoratively spotted pink egg, dressed in a blue outfit trimmed with lace, sporting small wings—plays a gold harp with the focused intensity of someone who absolutely did not practice. Meanwhile, a white hen and her squad of yellow chicks mill about nearby, blissfully unaware that they're the supporting cast in what is essentially a Renaissance painting that took a hard right turn into poultry farming. The lily of the valley blooms framing the entire scene scream 'delicate and pure,' which only makes the cherub's dead-eyed thumb-up harp technique more unnerving. Whoever greenlit 'angelic child serenading livestock from atop an egg' as the vibe for Easter greetings deserves both a history book and a therapist.