Victorian Easter Greetings Chick & Rabbit Anthropomorphic Vintage Card

A yellow chick in a red bonnet casually smoking a long pipe while eggs smolder on the ground around its dinosaur feet is, regrettably, the actual focus of this 'Easter Greetings' card—because apparently the best way to express 'He is Risen' is through poultry cigarette breaks. Behind this chain-smoking disaster, a rabbit wearing a chef's hat hauls a basket of eggs on its back like an indentured holiday laborer, navigating the chaos with the thousand-yard stare of someone who has seen too much. The four-leaf clovers in the pink corners are presumably there to suggest good luck, which both of these creatures are going to need, because whatever is happening here is neither wholesome nor legally defensible. The artist rendered the smoke with loving, meticulous detail—truly, the priorities were in order.