Vintage Victorian Christmas Horse Sleigh Holiday Greeting Card

Behold the annual flex of some Victorian robber baron who built a turreted mansion so aggressively large it required its own zip code, while two figures in a wooden sled — one in a red jacket, one in a red hat — haul home a freshly murdered Christmas tree like absolute legends. The two brown horses pulling this operation look magnificently unbothered, because when you're a horse in a greeting card, existential dread hasn't been invented yet. Tucked in the sled alongside the tree are what appear to be wrapped gifts, because apparently these people couldn't just murder one thing today. 'Happy Holidays,' whispers the gold script, as if the whole scene isn't just capitalism dressed in snow.