Victorian Easter Greeting Card with Anthropomorphic Chicks

Imagine the moment these two formally dressed baby chicks — one in a ruffled blue bonnet clutching a red parasol, the other rocking a black bowler hat and pink cravat — made the fateful decision to stand shoulder-to-shoulder atop a floating pink egg in the middle of what appears to be an open body of water, because apparently the best way to capture the essence of a 'risen Christ' is with dressed poultry on a buoy. The chick in the bonnet has the thousand-yard stare of someone who has made terrible life choices, while her dapper companion gazes into the middle distance with the quiet confidence of a man who owns exactly one pink pocket square and considers it a personality. Together they bob on their egg-raft toward an uncertain horizon, which is honestly a more accurate metaphor for Easter than anything the greeting card industry has produced since.