Edwardian Valentine's Day Greeting Card with Elegant Gentleman

Those two glittery red hearts are grotesquely oversized—they dwarf the bouquet they're supposed to crown, making this look less like a romantic gesture and more like a colonial-era trophy hunter who only bags feelings. The curly-haired dandy in his powder-blue coat dripping with gold trim and lace ruffles has the precise dead-eyed stare of someone who has rehearsed this romantic gesture seventeen times in a mirror and is now deeply committed to the bit. His white sash cutting diagonally across his chest screams 'I am very important,' while the tiny blue buckle shoes whisper 'I will absolutely trip on cobblestones trying to woo you.' Meanwhile, those floral garlands dangle overhead like nature itself has been conscripted into his elaborate seduction campaign.